Bout time!

Man! I thought my mom would never let me post again! Well, now she has to pay the consiquences cuz I got a lot to say. Starting with my most recent contraversy, is he a dog or bear. I think I'm finally convinced he's a dog. I finally met him a few weeks ago. We went in for my mom's Bible study, and all the sudden y'all, all I saw was white comin' at me! Shoot my whole life flashed before my eyes! I'm like, ah! That's it! The end of the line for Reba! Winston you can have all my toys, Matilda, whatever he doesn't want you can have I guess, ma, I'm goin' to the rainbow bridge, good luck findin' another dog to lead you around as good as I do! I thought all this till finally I realized the white thing had stopped and was sniffing me. Turns out his name is cody, and he laughed at me when I asked if he was a dog or bear. Just laughed. Then his mom took him away. O I better not get wind that my readers are calling me a scairdy cat either. I'll come beat the lot of ya up I mean it. I was only, only tryin' to protect my mom from the giant white animal named Cody. I saw him again earlier this week, and this time we talked for longer. He really is a nice animal. I've decided to call him that. Though like I said, I'm almost sure he a dog now. Only thing was, there was another dog there visiting named Louie. He was so rude! Mom kept tellin' me to be nice to him, but he was so obnoctious I finally yelled at him to shut up and he finally got the hint. Shoot I mean it leave me alone!

Next topic, Mom says I got new readers, so here's a welcome to y'all, thanks for reading.

Mom's been keepin' me real busy this week. We been goin' pretty much non stop every day. So I've been a good girl for her. And wanna know how she repays me? O the injustice! She about leaves me at Pizza hut! I ain't lyin'! This ain't one of those, Reba exajoratin' stories, this is for real! We get up to leave right, mom tells me to get up, so I do, then she gets up, and walks off. Just leaves me there right at the table. Guess she thought she had my leash around her arm, but she didn't. I think I even heard her say Reba heel. Heel what? The table? Ok sure ma. The counter was only around the corner, and I hear her gettin' ready to pay. Then I hear her say, "Where's my dog"? O my goodness! Y'all, my ma is so blond sometimes I mean it! My Karen came back around and picked up my leash and brought me to my mom. No ma, don't appologize to me! I'm mad at you now! Shoot! The stuff I put up with I tell ya. Well, I think that's it for now. I'm tired from my long day. After being almost left at Pizza hut, we went shopping at a few places, one being petco where mom wouldn't even let me sniff around and explore. Stupid humans. She did give me a bath today and between that and the rain we've been havin' for four days straight, I don't think I'll ever be dry again. Y'all behave, I'll be back sooner than later this time.

 

Reba the dog.