Humans are so weird.

Hey everyone,

Well this post is gunna talk mostly about one event that happened today that I still am confused over. I've seen humans do some pretty weird stuff. This one, is way up there.

So my mom and my Dasher dad get up early this mornin' and after feedin' me, we get in the little truck and go for a long drive. When we arrived at our destination, I knew right away this was gunna be a long challengin' day for me. It's allright, I'm up for a challenge. So in we go, and what do you think I saw? Cars and trucks. Yes, the things Humans ride and drive around in, all inside. Not only that, but strange colored and flashin' lights too. Now I've been to a place where my humans have gotten out and looked at vehicles, but it was outside. I wanna know how they got all those cars and stuff inside that buildin'. I mean some of the trucks were enormous! So, for the next few hours, I led mom around, tryin' to keep up with Dasher dad, tryin' not to get my mom run in to by other humans, so far, so good. I waited while they climbed in vehicles to check them out, all the while staring around bored with the whole process, but deep down, it was better than shoppin'. I hate shoppin'. So we soon took a break and mom and Dasher dad got somethin' to eat. So here I am, lyin' on the floor mindin' my own, bein' a good dog, when this kid comes out of no where and trips completely over me. I mean he fell flat on his face. It's kind of funny now, but then I jumped up all fast, hello! Watch where you goin'! Then I noticed all the food he dropped everywhere during his fall. Score for Reba! This act of rudeness might be worth it if I can have that sub. "Leave it Reba." Awe man! Shoot ma! He almost killed me! Let me eat his sandwich. Shoot they're just gunna throw it out anyways! She wouldn't let me though.

The second half of the day was spent doin' the same thing, accept the amount of people increased by about 2 or 3 times it seemed. Some man slammed in to my mom. Fool wasn't watchin' where he was goin'. Yeh you better say you're sorry to my mom shoot. Vehicle after vehicle we looked at in this seemin'ly never endin' buildin'. I even saw a truck hangin' upside down from the ceilin'. Whatever. Humans make no sense. What if that thing came crashin' down on us all.

I saw two other dogs in there too. Man I wanted to say hi too. They were trainin' for somethin', that I could tell. But mom wouldn't let me get close enough to ask. One of them looked like Winston. I thought it was him at first. But, no. Mom should be proud of me though. She said leave it and I did. Didn't wine or scrabble my feet or nothin' to get at those dogs. At last it was time to go and I was so excited to be back home. I played for a long time with my Duck with mom. My poor mom's had ear trouble the last several days. Guess even humans have to get their ears messed with. I been watchin' as my Dasher mom tries to clean it out again and again. I wondered why mom was actin' a bit funny when we work. Must have somethin' to do with her ear.

And here's my other story. So yesterday, we were in church, everythin' was normal when the pastor started callin' names of people to go up front. Well my mom was one of them. Excuse me? Where am I supposed to go this is new hello! So I take mom up front where she gets an award along with a bunch of other people. Good job ma. O man we gotta stay up here, everyone's lookin' at me! What are you lookin' at. I ain't even here. So finally we had to walk back to our seat and that's when I got all messed up. All the roes looked the same, I couldn't even find my Dasher mom or dad as a help to find our seat. Mom was gettin' frustrated with me cuz I wasn't wantin' to walk. I'm sorry ma I'm lost. This is all new what in the world! She was mutterin' under her breath. Woops. Blew that one. O well.

Not much else happenin' since my last post. I'll end this one for now. I'm off to sleep happily in my crate. Behave everybody.

Reba the dog.