Moving on

Hey everyone,

I have several stories to tell here, I just hope I can remember all of them.

Things have gotten a little better since loosin' Winston. We went to the mall a few times like we used to when he was around. The first time was aweful for me. I kept lookin' for him, but my April just had her cane with her. The second time I did much better though mom said.

A short while ago we had a visitor stay with us for a few weeks. The rat came back. O man y'all, this was better than TV I mean it. The rat versis queen Annie over there. Pebbles hates Annie. So for the first few days I laughed my butt off at the two of them. They never did settle their differences, but they finally just left each other alone.

Man I don't understand little dogs. Why they gotta freek out when the humans leave the room or wore yet, the house. I mean they bark and cause a scene, try to get out, It's really stupid. I mean, when humans leave, hello, that's your opportunity to search for food, and go in places you ain't aloud to go. But o no, they stand at the door barkin' and gettin' all upset, and then the humans get mad too. Little dogs are so weird. Dasher would do the same thing too.

One night we went to I think it was called a hockey game. I've been to them before. They're just another sporting event humans watch. Well this sporting event is dumb because I get crammed under the seats like I'm a book bag or somethin'. Shoot I may be small, but that don't mean I like being cramped I mean it! So here I am, mindin' my own when all of the sudden I feel somethin' hit my back paw. Well actually first I smelled food but that ain't nothin' new that place is full of food cuz Humans always gotta be stuffin' their faces no matter where they go. So I look up and see this human dressed as a cat walkin' down the stairs. He's apparently one of the mascots. I guess his name is Cattrick. Well he's caryin' a big bucket of pop corn. So I thought he accidentally spilled some or somethin'. No y'all, he was takin' handfuls and throwin' them in to the crowd! Shoot humans are so wasteful but sometimes it's to the benefit of us dogs! So I immediately start tryin' to turn around in my crammed hole mom shuvved me in to. There's now pop corn all over around me. It was then mom discovered what was goin' on. She swooped down and started cleaning up. No ma don't now you're really gunna waste it it's perfectly good pop corn! I did manage to get one or 2 pieces, but shoot the rest of the game I looked for my man Cattrick. And when I finally gave up and drifted off to sleep their team scored or somethin' because the whole place exploded with noise, a fog horn and everything. So much for a nap. Man humans!

Now to the newest development in the life of Reba. Mom has started helpin' in school with little kids. So all day I have to lay in the back of the class room and sometimes I help mom get around in the hallways. I make sure she doesn't run over any kids. Y'all she's almost ran over a few too I've really had to push her or pull her hard out of the way. Mom, quit day dreamin', pay attention to me shoot! Well anyways, I have a tip for my dog readers, if I have any, here's how to relieve bordum if your human puts you in a corner and tells you to stay. When things get a little active in the room, get up and wander through the room. It's hilarious! It disrupts the whole class and mom gets all embarrassed. Sure you get in trouble, but boy it's sure funny while it happens. I've had fun though, and the kids like me a lot. A few times mom has taken my harness off so they can pet me. And when I'm good mom shares her apple snack with me too. At first I thought we were there so mom could tell them all about me and show them what all I can do. But we go there almost every day now, and we're there all day. It's good to get out.

Well, I think that's all my stories for now. I'll be back later. Now that I have a place to go every day, I bet I'll have lots more stories. Y'all better be behavin'.

Reba the dog.