I'm bored

Hey folks,

Well, you can tell from the title, I'm indeed bored. And when Reba gets bored, what does she do? Well in my younger days I'd go find somethin' of the humans to destroy. That was always good for a laugh. Sure I got in trouble for it, but I say it was worth it for the fun. But, now I'm older and wiser, and I really don't want mom or anybody mad at me, so, I have an idea here for those of you who get bored. First, act like you gotta go outside. This is easy, just pase back and forth around the door. The human, usually sittin' on the couch eatin' in front of that tube, will then get up, thinkin' awe! What a good dog lettin' me know it needs to go outside. Score! As soon as you get outside, turn around and stare at the human again. They have returned to their seat on the couch, food already back in hand. Now you give the I'm sad look, let me in look. Now ya gotta time this just right, cuz what you want is for the human to stand up again. As soon as they do, you've won for the second time. Trot away in to the yard like nevermind I gotta go after all. I love this. I been doin' it for a few days now and just to get the humans off their fat butts and away from the food is fun enough to keep bordum away least for a little while. Only thing that would make it more fun would be if Winston could do it, and I could swoop in and snarf the abandoned food when the humans stand up. Ah well. This will have to do. I guess I'll go for now, Dasher is playin' with my April with a miniature tennis ball. Shoot! I want that thing! My April! Give me a turn! She ain't listenin' to me. Y'all behave out there.

 

Reba the dog.