Well all, it finally happened. I still think I'm dreamin', but it keeps happenin' every day. Mom finally woke up and is feedin' me more. I don't know who to thank for this miracle. Dasher mom? my Rachel? My Karen? My April? Maybe all y'all. So I humbly thank you from the bottom of this labby heart. Cuz whatever y'all said, mom finally is tryin' it. I still feel like I died and went to heaven. I ain't even been askin' for duckies in a few days. Not since Saturday have I even asked for a ducky. Those are my treats by the way and if I just had thumbs I could open that dog shaped jar mom keeps them in and have a party.
I also wanted to tell y'all about this super cute baby I saw on Sunday. Now for those of you who know me well, you know I normally don't like kids all that much. I can't trust them, and unless they have food in their hands, I try and avoid them. But deep down, I've always had a soft spot for little tiny humans, you know the kind that can't even walk yet? Well I saw the cutest one on Sunday and man I just about took him home with me. We were out in the lobby waitin' for my Karen and my Rebecca and I took mom right over to the baby cuz he and eye made eye contact. Then I sniffed and sniffed. Mom pulled me back though. I'm sorry mom but that baby was just too cute. I couldn't resist him! See, I do have a heart sometimes, I have a soft side, and I was showin' it on Sunday. I kept hearing people say how sweet I looked. Now I'm back to my grumpy self though.
O and by the way, my Rachel, I'm mad at you cuz you was droppin' stuff all over me tonight. Ok y'all, here I be, mindin' my own, I get up and am gettin' ready to lead mom out of the place where they were eatin' dinner, All the sudden somethin' hits my back. Then I walk forward and I hear somethin' else fall. I look back and there my Rachel is droppin' stuff. Excuse me! I'm hear you know. Goodness! Humans have no sense of us dogs. We put up with so much as guides. Gettin' stepped on, kicked, shuvved under this or that, stuff droppin' all over us, food droppin' on the floor and we ain't even aloud to touch it? Sure it's all accidental. That's what they say. I say, (insert labby moan) But you know what, it's all worth it cuz I'm gettin' more food, I'm gettin' more food! And mom loves me. So I'm signin' out now cuz mom wants the computer back. She should just go to bed, but she drank mountain dew and slept a bit while we were on campus, so she's wide awake over there. I'm off to my crate. Sooner I go to sleep, the sooner I can get up and eat again. Behave all.
Reba the dog.
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