What happened?

Hey everyone, forgive this post if it's a bit incoherent. I've been through an interesting ordeal, and I'm still tryin' to put it together. So this mornin', dad comes in and wakes my mom up and says some stuff to her. Well, she gets up, and takes me out to park. Now it's still kind of dark outside. So I'm like what on earth! But I went, and came back in all ready for my food with yogurt on it! Come on mom, hand it over! Nope, mom hands my leash to dad, and he takes me out the door. What? Where we goin' dad? Mom ain't even dressed! And she hugged me and told me she loved me and to be a good girl. Where'm I goin'? Well, in a few minutes I found out. Dad was takin' me to the vet. Ok, not a problem, I seem to live at vets a lot. Well, then he hands my leash to a stranger and leaves! Now I'm freekin'. My mom! Where's my mom! She don't know I'm with strangers I bet. These people took me back and put me in a crate. Like I'm some pup from the pound. Excuse me, I'm a service dog hello! They ain't listenin' to me. There ain't even any treats in this place. After a while, another person came to get me and I went with them in to a room. There they exammoned my teeth. Yes that tooth is cracked don't you dare touch it! Well this is where it gets fuzzy cuz they gave me a shot, and next thing I knew, I was back in the crate, sort of heavy feelin' and there were strange noises around me. Still no food I thought sleepily, and my tooth feels funny. I slept off and on then for I don't know how long. I dreamed of food, and my mom, and wondered what on earth had been done to me. Well finally, after watching other dogs come and go in other crates and wonderin' if I'd ever get to get out, someone came for me. They took me to a room, and there was my April and Winston, and O mom! Mom was there to save me! I jumped almost up in her lap! She was so happy to see me and me too. I was like get me home, feed me, get me outa here I mean it! So we got home and I had to pee like no one's business. Afterwards, I walked inside and sniffed hopefully at my food dish. Mom, in case you haven't noticed, you didn't feed me yet today. She didn't listen to me. She tried to get me to lie down and relax and rest, but I'm like no mom! I want food! I been lyin' all day! Finally, she feeds me and o man did I eat. She gave me wet food which is a delectible creation let me tell you. Shoot I thought I died and went to heaven. So after my belly was finally full, mom put me on tie down and I slept. It was relaxing finally being in my own bed. I woke up later and felt all warm and tired still. I still am not sure what all happened, accept my tooth is fixed, and the rest of my teeth feel cleaner. That's cool. Shoot did ya have to nock me out to do that. My word! Hope everyone out there is doin' well, o and mom says I should welcome my new readers since I haven't in a while and I have new ones. So welcome, thanks for listenin' and there I did my humanly duty of bein' nice. I'm off to continue being a butthead.

 

Reba the dog.