Humans!

Ok y'all, I've mentioned before on here how dumb humans can be. This time, they did somethin' that even now, days later, I haven't a clue why. So a few days ago, a big box arrived for the humans. Well this is always a joyous occasion for me cuz usually, there be somethin' in those boxes for me too, and it's usually edible. So I'm dancin' around, lookin' all excited, when they finally get the box open and display the contents. Y'all, it was a pizza! I ain't lyin'! They got a package, and it was a pizza! I saw them take it out, warm it up and eat it. You gotta be kiddin' me! Somethin' about flyingpizza.com. Shoot! Is there nothin' humans don't do? How can they eat it! Who knows where it came from. I've seen them bring in pizza before, but it's a normal pizza box. It ain't a gigantic box all packaged and stuff like somethin' new at a store. Anyway, they didn't get sick from it so it must have been good. All I know is, I sure didn't get any of it.

Next I'd like to tell you all about Coco. I met her earlier this week at a restaurant. My mom spoke to a bunch of people there as well as had dinner. I think I heard her say it was a lions club. I remember seein' people from a lions club come through our kennels before back at leader. I was instructed to lie down and stay under the table. I had my high buckle collar on too because there was another dog in the room. I found out she was also a leaderdog. Her name was Coco and she was a chocolate lab. Bigger than me. She was a good dog, till she was aloud to come say hi to me. Shoot she was all over me! I'm like, "Girl! You are in harness! And so am I! Act like it!" Shoot I was ashamed of her. She was old enough to know better too. She was nice though even if she was way too friendly and all up in my face. It's always cool to meet a fellow working dog. We swopped work stories while the humans ate and talked. She had some funny ones I must admit.

On to the next item of business. My April gave Winston and me carots the other night stuffed in to one of our toys. Well, she set up a barrior for us to stay in the kitchen. I guess not to make a mess on the carpet. Well, barriors don't stop me, I hopped over that thing two or three times when April called me. Winston on the other hand? No. Captain clueless just stood there, and pased around back and forth, freekin' out cuz my April was callin' him and he couldn't obey. Meanwhile I'm laughin' my butt off at him cuz he's sayin' over and over, "Oish, I can't obey! My mom! Oish! There's something in my way I can't." Yeh right Winston. You just too dumb to get over the dumb foot high barrior. Mom and my April said I'd be a good mom cuz I didn't even hesitate to go over the barrior. Like in a welping box. Shoot I'm just a lab and I'll jump, climb, crawl, or run over anything to get food.

Other than that, things have been pretty normal round here. I been watchin' the other two dogs play, joinin' in occasionally, but mostly content to just watch them. Looks like we got ourselves a pretty good routine goin' on here. Today though, o my word! My mom and my Rachel had to go to the store, and they called their friend Jamie to take them. Well, I get out there, and there's this car with no top on it. "Weird!" I thought. Then, "Are you kiddin' me!" as we climbed in this car. Humans are so weird. They drove around in this car with no top. It was hot too. Hold on a second, I gotta put my brother Winston in his place. Ok I'm back. Anyway, the car with no top. I rode on the floor to the store, and on the seat on the way back. Both were equally hot. I don't get the humans excitement with that kind of car. Well all, I better get out of here. O! And by the way, if I hear one more human ask if me and Matilda are related, I'm gunna have a fit. Shoot I am not related to that lab I mean it. What cuz we black we automatically twin sisters and best friends? Uh, no. I mean it. I heard it again just today. Sorry Matilda, I tollerate you, you ok sometimes, I'll even play with you sometimes, but when people say I'm related to you? No. I can't handle that. Signin' out for now y'all. Hope to have more excitement soon. Y'all be good.

Reba the dog.