Somethin's up

Hey there everybody,

Well, as you can see by the title here, somethin's gunna happen this week. I don't know when. All I know is my Karen gave me two apples today. Now I ain't complainin', I'll eat a whole tree of apples, but she said somethin' to me, and all I got was kids. Kids? Excuse me? I don't do well with kids. Shoot what they gunna put me through now. I'll be sure to let you all know.

O and Matilda, I'm seriously gunna beat you up! Y'all, we were at a restaurant on Saturday, My Rachel dropped a piece of bacon on Matilda. What did the fool lab do? Nothin'! No response whatsoever! Shoot! I told Winston to reach over and get that piece of bacon for me since she was across the table from me. He wouldn't do it though. Said that was bad or somethin'. Shoot! Matilda for real! Are you a lab or not!

Mom stepped on me like four times today. I'm serious! She was changin' and I was layin' on Matilda's bed, and she just kept steppin' on my foot. Ma! I am here! I been here the whole time can't you remember that my word! She apologized profusely and I know it was an accident, but my goodness!

Other than that, mom and I had our usual fight when we are in a meeting of any kind. Me wantin' to lay far away, and her wantin' me close, but not so close that I croud her foot room. See ma, just let me spread out in the isle. You get all the foot room you need, and I can lay where I want.

Ok everyone, I'll post later when I figure out why my Karen gave me two apples today. I mean it somethin' is up. Behave out there.

Reba the dog.