I'm back everyone! Man I'm havin' so much fun here! Shoot! Mom don't even know half the stuff I've eaten since I been here. Halarious! I got a milk bone from Alaina, shoot I got tons of stuff from that girl. Other than eatin' an aweful lot, I been sleepin', goin' for walks, mom worked me some the other day. They went shopping. It was hot too. Dude it's seriously hot here! Thank goodness this place is cooled down, and they have stone floors. I sprall out on it and just take it easy. I been in and out of the pool a lot too. I haven't yet figured out how to get in, but once someone helps me, I swim all over till I get to the stairs. I been to the ocean too. In fact, we went today, and shoot I thought I was gunna die of heat exhaustion! Mark was walkin' me around, everyone was lookin' for shells. What for! Mom did give me water though and I greatfully drank all of it. But it didn't cool me down that well. Finally we left though. I appologize for the out of orderness of this post. I'm just sort of tryin' to update on the activities, but I'm more reportin' as I remember. Yesterday everyone left for what was called a water park. Mom left me home. Thank goodness. I got a day to just sleep and chew my bone, and a small break from Roxie. Na, she ain't too bad. But she picks the oddest times to play with me. I'll be layin' there, sleepin' or tryin' to stay out of the humans way cuz they doin' somethin', and here she come! Shoot leave me alone it ain't play time right now. Can't you see the humans are doin' stuff? And she don't take no for an answer either! She just starts barkin'! Gets the humans all mad and everything. O, and another thing about her? Ok y'all, I don't know what it is, but I keep runnin' in to dogs that just ain't dogs! They just ain't! Dasher ain't, Matilda, well I think she a dog, but she sure ain't a lab and I think she might have a screw loose, and now Roxie, she ain't much of a dog either. Accept when Mark comes over she makes a complete fool of herself barkin' like she's gunna kill him. Then she turns in to miss, I'm gunna kill you shepherd. Here's me in the corner laughin' because what she really is is scared spitless. What a wimp. Her mom threw her in the pool, the dog got out, started shiverin', and began licking herself like a cat. I was so embarrassed! So yeh, yet another dog to add to my list of dogs that ain't dogs. Least Winston is a dog. I think the only other thing is, I was incensed by that little girl Alaina. I just wanted a place to curl up and sleep. It was night time, my blanket was downstairs, everyone was upstairs, so I searched and searched and finally found a blanket to curl up on. I just drop off to sleep when I feel the blanket being yanked out from under me. I look up and see the little girl whom I sometimes have a like not like relationship. I like her cuz she is a constant source of food, I don't like her cuz she sometimes smacks me for no reason, and she sometimes won't leave me alone. So I see her, and she yanks the blanket out from under me. Excuse me! How rude! I was mindin' my own for real! My Dasher dad finally took me downstairs where I greatfully found my blanket. No one will yank that out from under me. Ok all, I think I'm all caught up. What a huge entry. That's what I get when I go on vacation and wanna report it all and wait a few days between posts. Y'all losers behave, I'll be back soon.
Reba the dog.
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