Ok y'all, tonight the humans and us dogs went to this place, it's the place where humans go and sit for a while and listen to a guy talk to them. Think they call it church. Well it's called nap time for us dogs. So that's what I was doin'. Mindin' my own when all the sudden, this guy starts sayin', "Get 'em!" Well he keeps saying it in that voice humans get with us dogs sometimes. He must have been tellin' a story or somethin'. So after a bit I looked up and was lookin' around for what in the world he was wantin' gotten. I'm sniffin', I don't see nothin'! Mom's yankin' me back and tellin' me to stay. Shoot mom he said get 'em! Winston was over there clueless sound asleep. Finally I did lay back down with a disgusted sigh. Humans are so dumb tellin' us dogs to go get somethin' that ain't even there. And we dogs are even dumber for lettin' the humans get away with this. I'm the biggest supporter of goin' against the humans, but that gets me every time. But at least when mom or any other that I'm close to says get 'em, there actually be somethin' to get I mean it!
Today we went to a few stores, and I did well guidin' mom around in them. Though somethin' up with her though. Seems like she can't see quite as well as normal because I'm havin' to compensate for more things. I don't mind, but she's havin' a hard time trustin' me so i end up hesitatin', which makes her not trust even more, and O my goodness would you just trust me for the love! Shoot have I ever led you wrong! Ok Ok I get lost a lot from who I'm sposed to be followin'. But come on now! I don't get ya hurt, I don't run ya in to stuff. We're workin' at it though. Winston was gettin' random stuff today. Why he gettin' stuff. Shoot I bet it his birthday or somethin' comin' up that the humans made up as an excuse to give us dogs stuff. When's that day gunna come for Reba and why's there only a few of those days? Shoot humans always buyin' stuff for themselves. I saw them take a bunch of money to a place, and hand it to a lady behind a counter, then turn right around and get the same lookin' money out of a machine at the same buildin'! What in the world! I shouldn't even ask anymore. Ok everyone, I gotta get outa here. My crate's callin' my name. Y'all behave yourselves. Matilda that means you too. I heard you been actin' the fool out there in California. Shoot you always actin' the fool. So you better stop it. Peace out y'all.
Reba the dog.
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