Gates

Hey there everybody.

So It's been a little bit since I posted here, but not much has been happenin' since the big move. Things seem to be calmin' down in to a routine around here. We dogs sort of hang out goin' in and out all day while the humans either clean or watch TV and eat. We get to go for walks every night. That's cool. Accept mom still has me work and Winston don't have to. I don't get it. O well. I get food rewards on the walk and he don't. So the humans got this halarious contraption. I think they got it to keep us out of the kitchen and dining room, but really they got 'em and they've done nothin' but trip over 'em ever since. They're I think called baby gates. And they are up to keep Winston and I out. Course Dasher, perfect Dasher gets to go in anyway. His food be in there and up till now, I been able to sneak in there and get it when no one around. But not anymore. Shoot! O well it's still amusin' cuz I seen my mom, my Dasher mom, and my April all trip over this thing. They forget it's there and they just nail it. Cracks me up every time. Way to get somethin' to stop us, and it causes you more trouble than it does us.

I went to the vet tonight to get my shots. I was fine till they weighed me and I hear mom say, Oo Reba, you're goin' on a diet. Excuse me? I am skin and bones here! I mean it! And she have the nerve to put me on a diet! I was a good girl in the vet too! I didn't even go nuts when we walked in and saw a big yellow lab there. He was wantin' to see me, but I wasn't interested. The vet says I'm healthy though. Course I am. And I don't need to be on no diet either! Shoot I can't believe this! My Dasher mom will fight this one for me. She always do. My Rachel! Tell my mom to feed me more! My April and my Karen too! Shoot all y'all worked on her last time and it worked she fed me more. So y'all gotta do it again or she'll starve me I mean it! 60 pounds. Shoot that skale be lyin'! There ain't no way I'm that much. I got a cool new rabies tag on my collar now. That's pretty sweet. I saw mom put it on and take off the old. Well I hope this rain stops. We didn't get to walk tonight cuz it was rainin'. Maybe tomorrow. Ok all, time for sleep. Y'all better be bein' good.

Reba the dog.

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