One more thing

I know, I know, I just posted, but I forgot a story. Don't think I've ever posted twice in one day. I'll blame it on the fact that I was hungry. Weak with hunger actually. Mom just fed me and now I'm thinkin' more clearly.

So yesterday, at one of the many stores we went to, I'm serious y'all the stores we went too all looked the same. In fact, I saw my Dasher mom lookin' at the same stuff in different stores. Anyways, my Dasher mom must have asked my mom to look for somethin' cuz she started diggin' through this huge bin of stuff. My Dasher mom moved off somewhere lookin' at other stuff. Well I'm just standin' there, mindin' my own when all the sudden I look up, and the whole huge bin starts fallin'. I mean the whole thing come tumblin' down on my head practically. Excuse me! So I'm tryin' to get out of the line of fire, as lip stick, mirrors, other tiny bottles of stuff is just rolin' everywhere. So my next thought was, that wasn't me. Shoot they're gunna think I'm a horrible guide and I ran my mom in to this thing. So I start backin' out of there. No way! That was not me. I had nothin' to do with that, that was purely the clutzlike behavior of my lunatic of a mother! Someone came along to help pick everything up and noticed me backed way up against the wall. Thankfully mom dropped my leash so I was able to slink as far away from the situation as possible. The guy goes, "Don't forget your dog." Yeh you better not forget me ma! Shoot you already did that once. I was a good girl too. So that was my other story. Mom is so embarrassin' sometimes. Ok really going now. Be good.

Reba the dog.

 

Happenings at home

Hey everybody,

I said I'd be back to update so here I be. Ok do y'all know how much stuff humans buy and shop for? I was out with my mom and my Dasher mom yesterday and they went to so many stores just lookin' around at all the stuff, buyin' this and that, they got something in each store. Why couldn't they just get it all in one? They also went to a mall. Well I was gettin' bored thinkin' o shoot. My Dasher mom's probably gunna stick my mom in a room and have her try on lots and lots of clothes. But no, instead, we went up an escalator and in to the movie theater. I'm like su'weet! There's pop corn all over this place. I'm gunna score big. Unfortunately not though cuz someone cleaned the place and where we sat there was absolutely no pop corn on the floor. Shoot! I couldn't even take a nice nap during the movie because it kept makin' me jump. I looked up and mom and my Dasher mom are like freekin' out about it. Shoot why see it if it's gunna scare you to death? Some humans.

That was basically the busiest day so far since bein' here. My April and Winston went home on Sunday, I thought for sure mom was gunna get me on a plane again, but we were just droppin' off my April and Winston.

Now to the next item of business. Again, I will never ever understand humans. Do you know, a few days ago, they went to a parkin' lot, got out, talked to a man, then the man opened a car and they got in it and drove away. I ain't lyin'! They took off leaving Winston and me in the truck. And when they came back, they did the same with a few other cars. I'm like, what they be gettin' in other people's cars for? I didn't think they were comin' back. But they did, and I was so confused. Winston thought they might be shopping for a new vehicle. I looked at him like, you gotta be kiddin' me! Humans even shop for other vehicles? What be wrong with the ones they have? I don't get it.

Anyways, other than that, it's been rain' for several days now. I've spent ore time gettin' my feet wiped from the muddy back yard than I have beggin' for food. Come on ma! I'm missin' quality opportunities here! Life's just been sort of normal round here. As normal as it can be with the rat around. She still gets to eat whatever she wants. What in the world! I'm mad I mean it! My Dasher mom, every time she goes in the kitchen she gives that rat somethin'. Shoot what about me! I'm the one who's starvin' here. My mom redeemed herself by givin' me an apple today. I had to parade around the living room for a while to show that off. Cool! Look at me I got an apple! Mom's still lettin' me sleep with her in my April bed. That's sweet! So it's me and the rat. I think we've come to an understanding. I leave her alone for the most part. But I'm constantly shooting her jealous looks especially when she in there eatin' bits of pizza crust, and hunks of sausage. My ma! My own mother who yells at me if I even look at what she's eatin' I saw her hand Pebbles a bit of pizza crust. Shut up! Deep down I'm in awe though. I gotta have a serious talk with this rat. Find out her secrets. If she can get that kind of stuff out of the humans, I can do it too. Ok all, I'm startin' to ramble so I'll end this now. I'll be back in a few days. Hope all my readers are well and behavin' themselves.

Reba the dog.

 

Back home in Ohio

Hey everybody,

Well you would think that I wouldn't have much to say about bein' back in Ohio since I've only been here 24 hours, but boy are you wrong. I got a lot to say so hold on.

I'll start with the airport. Man people are dumb. Everything was goin' as normal, we got there, the workers took my mom's suitcase, her and I went through security, I was a good girl and came right to mom when she told me too. She took all my equipment off and I just ran right to her through the security thing. I was a good girl all the way to the gate even though I pulled and was excited! Well, we're waitin' to board the plane when all the sudden, some man makes an announcement, and mom leaves! We go all the way back downstairs like we're leaving the airport. For what? To do the whole process over again. Are you kiddin' me! Humans have lost their branes! So I behaved myself again, while we went through the same process. Then mom and I sat at our gate for a long long time waiting till we finally boarded a plane. I had to help my ma find the plane cuz some fool didn't help us out to it. Shoot those planes all look the same. So I finally found the right one, and we got settled. Poor mom wasn't feelin' too well. She was out of it for the first part of the flight. I was keepin' an eye on her.

Well, we finally landed and I started cryin' because for goodness sake I wanted out of airports! All they are is big confusing mazes! Even humans lose their almost non existent branes when in airports. So we finally get off the plane, and I'm immediately lookin' for my Dasher mom and dad. I don't see them anywhere and I'm cryin' because I, want, out of this airport! Well another woman comes to help us and y'all, I think she was the most confused human I've ever seen because for the next half hour or more she led us on a wild goose chase around the airport. She was lookin' for my mom's suit case, but she had another lady in a wheel chair she was helpin' and O my word! I thought we'd never get outa there! Finally, we did and mom fed me. It's about time ma! Shoot! Then I saw dad and got all excited.

When we got home, Another surprise was waitin' for me. Apparently my Dasher mom is watchin' this little, uh, dog Pebbles for a while. I hesitated there because as most of you know, I've met the worlds biggest dog and still wonder deep down if he a bear. Well this one is the smallest dog I've ever seen and I wonder if it's a rat. I call her rat actually. And she ain't nice either. She growls at Winston and me. O yeh, my Winston is here too. Why we didn't fly home together, I don't know, yet another idiocy of the humans I imagine. So, this little rat. Her bark is messed up. Her whole voice is messed up so she sounds halarious. Well I been laughin' at her the whole time. And her mannerisms are just so funny. I mean the only thing cool that I'm jealous of is she gets human food. My Dasher mom was just feedin' her all kinds of stuff. Dumb rat wouldn't eat it though. I'm over by the kitchen door yellin', me! Me! pick me I'll eat it! My Dasher mom look at me! I'm your starvin' black lab! Why ain't you workin' on my ma to feed me more!

Later in the day we all went to a baseball game. That was fun, I got in some good work. I was an awesome leaderdog for mom. She was so proud of me. Cuz I stayed right with our group, and even in a thick crowd too. I only was bad when we sat down cuz I was lookin' for dropped pop corn throughout the night. I found some too. Ha ha mom. We sat down at my seat and I took advantage of a lady sittin' in front of us. As mom was gettin' situated before getting me situated, I gave the lady a big kiss and scared her to death. Mom was really embarrassed. Well, the game was boring for me, and when it was over there were fireworks. I was good through those too. Just laid there watchin' them. We finally got to leave which was good cuz I had to go like no one's business! I guided mom through the crowd really well again, and she praised me up big time when we got to the truck and after she finally let me relieve.

I have a little ear infection again that mom noticed last night. She's takin' care of it though. I'm sorry ma!

O and I finally get to sleep in my April bed! She actually let me up! Cool! Accept it let me discover another weird fact about this rat or dog thing. She like to go under the covers. I mean, all the way to the foot of the bed. So she in there dreamin' or somethin' makin' weird noises so I go to sniff her, and she yells at me through the blankets. Woe excuse me! Hey it don't stop me none. It's now my mission in life to annoy her. Just because it's funny.

Well all, I think I'm all written out. I told you I had a lot to say I mean it. It's good to be back here. I'm sure I'll post later since we always do tons of stuff here. Until then, y'all behave yourselves.

Reba the dog.

 

I'm sick and mad!

Hey everyone. So the title of this says it all, but I'll elaborate. I woke up feelin' sick this mornin' but figured eatin' breakfast would help. I almost got sick as mom was fixin' my breakfast. Big mistake. Mom got all concerned and tried to take me away to go get sick or somethin'! No Ma! I'm hungry I want my food! So she let me go and I flew to the bowl. Well, it wasn't long before I knew that was a mistake because eatin' didn't help me. I felt more and more sick by the minute. I got mom to take me out cuz I really had to go. That wasn't easy cuz she had already taken me out and she was confused at my distress. Well, I came back in, laid around for a bit more prayin' for this stomach ache to go away. No such luck. Next thing I knew, I was gettin' sick. Mom panicked and tried to get me to a place where I could lose it with the least clean up, but, I'm sorry ma! I just couldn't make it! She tried to get me outside and I lost it on the floor in the hall way just outside our apartment. I knew mom was upset too cuz I saw the horified look on her face at my huge mess. I'm sorry ma! I really am! Shoot I feel aweful! And that was my breakfast! So, I watched pitifully while mom cleaned up my mess, but mid way through I had her take me out again so I could get sick more. Finally things calmed down for me. I went to sleep and mom had a bunch of people over for the afternoon. Later she took me out, and when I came back in, the horrible feelin' started again! And, yep, I got sick 4 more times! But all this is leadin' up to why I'm mad, no furious! I come back in from bein' outside, and I hear the goose go off. Well sweet! Finally it's time to eat again. I have nothin' in me, I want food! Mom should give me the cup I lost too! No. The fool would not even feed me! My Winston got his food, Matilda got milk bones, I don't know what was up with that, but I got nothin'! I even sat pretty by my bowl patiently, and I asked nicely from both mom and my April! Shoot what in the world! Where's my Karen! She'd at least give me an apple. I know an apple would help me. I'm all upset. I spent the rest of the night sulkin'. My stomach was makin' all kinds of weird noises later, and mom tried to make me feel better. She's so nice to me when I get sick, but ma I just want food! Some of my mom's friends from when she was in school came to visit her tonight. They had a little baby. He was cute. Come here baby. My tail was waggin' right off when I saw that little baby. Well, I guess I'm goin' to bed hungry tonight. We better not be goin' on one of those planes tomorrow. That's usually why mom won't feed me. I didn't see any suit cases though. I better get food in the mornin'. Right now I'm goin' to bed a very hungry and dejected lab. Man I get sick and get punished by havin' my food kept from me. Mom says it's for my own good because I'm sick and I'll just lose it. Shoot she don't know that! I'm too weak to write anymore. I'll go waste away in my crate now. If I don't respond for a while it's cuz I starved to death. Mom's tellin' me to quit bein' dramatic. Whatever she more dramatic than me I mean it. Night all, wonder if mom will even give me my cookie tonight. She better I mean it.

Reba the dog.

 

Gullible Golden

Ok all, so you know how I view my good buddy Winston. He just precious. Well, this story should tell you just how precious he be bless 'im.

So a while ago, I told Winston that if human food fell on the ground, it was ok to eat it. I mean, come on! The average human ain't gunna eat somethin' they've dropped on the ground, what a waste I say. Humans waste so much food. But that's another post. So, I know that as service dogs, we ain't supposed to eat people food, and yes I remember the many food torture exercises my trainers put me through in training. Good grief. Offerin' me food then yankin' my neck if I went for it. What's any self respecting lab to do if someone shuvs a sausage in her face. But I decided to have a little fun with the precious Winston. So, I told him that it was ok to eat it off the floor. This is where it gets funny. He tried it with my April! Course he got himself popped for it and came to me all upset about it yesterday. "Reba, you said that I, oish, I wouldn't get in trouble for eating people food off the ground and you, you lied to me! Oish, I got punished sorely! And I had to punish myself too! Bad Winston!" Well, after about laughing myself senseless, Sorry Winston but it really was funny, I finally managed to say between laughs, "O woops, I forgot to tell ya not to try this with my April. Shoot Winston you live with her you should know better! Any other human you could have done it with." Sigh. Like I said, never a dull moment with the gullible golden around. Winston said he'd think twice about believing what I told him from now on, but, he won't. He always believe me. I just thought you all would enjoy that story. Not much else goin' on so I'll post later. Y'all behave you hear?

Reba the dog.

 

Bout time!

Man! I thought my mom would never let me post again! Well, now she has to pay the consiquences cuz I got a lot to say. Starting with my most recent contraversy, is he a dog or bear. I think I'm finally convinced he's a dog. I finally met him a few weeks ago. We went in for my mom's Bible study, and all the sudden y'all, all I saw was white comin' at me! Shoot my whole life flashed before my eyes! I'm like, ah! That's it! The end of the line for Reba! Winston you can have all my toys, Matilda, whatever he doesn't want you can have I guess, ma, I'm goin' to the rainbow bridge, good luck findin' another dog to lead you around as good as I do! I thought all this till finally I realized the white thing had stopped and was sniffing me. Turns out his name is cody, and he laughed at me when I asked if he was a dog or bear. Just laughed. Then his mom took him away. O I better not get wind that my readers are calling me a scairdy cat either. I'll come beat the lot of ya up I mean it. I was only, only tryin' to protect my mom from the giant white animal named Cody. I saw him again earlier this week, and this time we talked for longer. He really is a nice animal. I've decided to call him that. Though like I said, I'm almost sure he a dog now. Only thing was, there was another dog there visiting named Louie. He was so rude! Mom kept tellin' me to be nice to him, but he was so obnoctious I finally yelled at him to shut up and he finally got the hint. Shoot I mean it leave me alone!

Next topic, Mom says I got new readers, so here's a welcome to y'all, thanks for reading.

Mom's been keepin' me real busy this week. We been goin' pretty much non stop every day. So I've been a good girl for her. And wanna know how she repays me? O the injustice! She about leaves me at Pizza hut! I ain't lyin'! This ain't one of those, Reba exajoratin' stories, this is for real! We get up to leave right, mom tells me to get up, so I do, then she gets up, and walks off. Just leaves me there right at the table. Guess she thought she had my leash around her arm, but she didn't. I think I even heard her say Reba heel. Heel what? The table? Ok sure ma. The counter was only around the corner, and I hear her gettin' ready to pay. Then I hear her say, "Where's my dog"? O my goodness! Y'all, my ma is so blond sometimes I mean it! My Karen came back around and picked up my leash and brought me to my mom. No ma, don't appologize to me! I'm mad at you now! Shoot! The stuff I put up with I tell ya. Well, I think that's it for now. I'm tired from my long day. After being almost left at Pizza hut, we went shopping at a few places, one being petco where mom wouldn't even let me sniff around and explore. Stupid humans. She did give me a bath today and between that and the rain we've been havin' for four days straight, I don't think I'll ever be dry again. Y'all behave, I'll be back sooner than later this time.

 

Reba the dog.

 

I don't get people

Hey there all,

Well, the last three days I been more busy than ever. Shoot I'm ready to go back to my mom's old job I mean it! Least there I could just lay there and sleep in the quiet all day. O no. Mom's got me out and about doin' some crazy stuff.

On Tuesday we did something that I been through before. It was four years ago and it was a nightmare. Bob jones goes crazy! I mean, screamin', yellin', even paintin' themselves different colors, puttin' stuff over the lights to make 'em look funny, lots of loud noises, and crouds! O my goodness the crouds! The first time I went through this I was a much younger dog and it freeked me out! Well this time, I did my best to just lay there and ignore everything and everyone while Winston and Matilda tried to do the same. They did better than I did my first time. I was glad that was over. There was even fireworks at the end of the day. Shoot those things kind of freek me out. It's like fire's fallin' from the sky! Matilda shook like a leaf through that. I gotta hand it to her though, she stayed laying down and didn't try and bolt. I must admit, my first experience with fireworks, I tried to bolt. Mom had to hold on to me really tightly.

Then yesterday, mom gets up early again, we leave and hed to this place a long drive away, but mom rode with total strangers! I'm like dood are these people kidnapping my mom? Who are these people anyways. A few I remembered, but it was so random! We went to a meeting, that was cool cuz I got to lay next to Fellow. He's a black lab also, and he's from guiding eyes. So we got to know each other. We compared training and had a great time. He huge! I mean I think he bigger than Winston. After that the humans wanted to go eat again so we guided them out to a restaurant. There were other blind people in our group with canes, and some sighted people that helped them all. After the humans ate, and we dogs got some water, we went back and mom and the others began going around looking at things on tables. Well I wasn't interested in that. I smelled dogs in that room, and couldn't see any of them. So my mission became to find them. I did see two right out in the open, I don't know why they were there, they weren't dog guides cuz they weren't in harness and they weren't the right breeds. I wanted to say hi, but mom cracked me though. Shoot ma! You're over there sayin' hi to people, why can't I! I saw a few other service dogs, one came out from under a table. I'm like shoot where she come from! From then on I was tryin' to look under the tables for more dogs! Mom praised me for bein' good though cuz though I got excited, I listened to mom really well. We left there and when we dropped off some of the people in our group, that's when I decided enough is enough, I wanna be a butt head! I been a good girl, and in harness so much in the last two days. And I'm starving because it's after 5 and mom ain't fed me yet. So I got all excited and pulled so my leash rubbed hard against mom's sunburnt arm. Oo that made her mad. I don't know what sun burns are, but my mom's skin is darker, and hot, and I can tell it hurts her. Well, I didn't think of that, All I knew was, shoot I'm hungry, I'm tired of being a good dog, I'm out in the woods, I wanna sniff and I'm gunna be a butt head! Mom cracked me really hard and told me to straighten up. Shoot ma! Well we finally got back and mom finally fed me after which I calmed down considerably. We went to Bible study, and there he was again, the mysterious giant white dog or bear or whatever he be. He cries and barks like a dog, smells like a dog, but I still am not sure and no one will let us close enough for me to find out for sure. Come on ma! Just once! I'll never ask or cry when I see him again! Mom and I are both exhausted. For once mom didn't get up before it got light today. Could it be she's takin' it easy today? Well, I better get outa here. This has been a long entry. Hope you all are bein' good.

Reba the dog.